She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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