its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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