i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
if i died would you start the facebook group?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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