I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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