I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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