Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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