You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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