So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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