Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My ATM looks so different sober.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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