I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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