Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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