She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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