is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
