I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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