you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
