My room smells like vodka and shame
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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