The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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