if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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