Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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