So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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