saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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