Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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