Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
even my farts smell like vagina
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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