dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Buhtt sex?
handjob tips. give me some.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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