How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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