Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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