he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
