youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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