I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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