If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I said "one day" and that day is not today
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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