i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
True college students do jello shots in the library
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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