Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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