You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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