Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
false alarm. still invincible.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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