I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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