READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
only if we run a train.
done.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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