let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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