with your own penis?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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