he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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