I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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