You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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