dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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