Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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