I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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