his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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