What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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