And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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