awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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