We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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