She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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