The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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