the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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