if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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