she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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